"CHEWY!!! GET US OUTTA HERE!!!!"
For the occasional disagreeable meal.
Thought this needed to be shared.
Drunk guy at Coachella can't get his sandals on. That right foot is so tricky sometimes.
Thank you to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" for bringing us the greatest creation for sporting events. EVER. The Green Man.
Bunch of weirdos doing something. Kid gets his face blown up by the other dude. The slow motion is the best, though.
Doc Brown's kid is a perv.
This is funny. The best part is the guy who gets a firecracker to the crotch. Honestly, I don't know what he was expecting.
You deserve it d-bag.
This is far to awesome to not put on here.
Happy New Year everyone. Let's watch a video.
What happened to Melanie Griffith? And why does she look like Mickey Rourke
To celebrate Christmas, here's a video of kid's with creepy Santas. And probably the best version of 'O Holy Night' you will ever hear.
Sketchy Santa from Coty Gonzales on Vimeo.
Ok. Screw the Beer Resort below and all of their old, fat, hairy men. This one at least has hot women. And beer taps on the side. Here's the website.
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This is what I imagine the afterworld to look like. Yes, that is beer. And yes, they are swimming in it.
Learn more here.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! So much Bud Light gone to waste.
You gotta love it when an animal is stupid and then pays for it.
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This is so pointless, yet so awesome. (And yes the guy's name is GAY!!!)
Hammered......
....and this guy gets rolled. But check out his victory chug.
ouch.
via videosift.com
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Word to the wise. If you're this girl's size, you should not try to chest bump a dude this big. That being said, the guy needs to learn how to chest bump instead of turning to the side and laying her out.
This is nuts......
Do you want to know the top 20 reasons why sharks are better than cats? Yeah, I thought you did. CHECK IT!!!!!!
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K-Fed got plump.
Just cuz.......
Yup. That just happened.
Let's start the XROCK Workday with PPAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
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Will Ferrell and Red Hot Chili Pepper's drummer Chad Smith could be brothers.....or the same person.
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And to help you through your Tuesday afternoon, here are some cankles. Enjoy!!!!!!
This kid has got some serious anger issues.
This is Max. Max has high energy levels, loves long walks, and sleeps and average nine hours and 27 minutes a day. Max is looking for a caring family and a good home. See Max here.
+ 10 man points for making a bad ass zip line
- infinity man points for losing his manhood
+ 1 man point for building it by himself.
- 3 man points for building it too big to get it out of the shed.
A-Rod with Kate Hudson
Nicole Richie looking very pregnant
Megan Fox gives the finger!
Brendan Fraser likes beer!
Video of the Day
2009 Redneck Games. Here's footage of one event,
called the Mud Pit Belly Flop, featuring a hot chick!
A BRITISH MOTHER AND HER FOUR DAUGHTERS HAVE
SPENT $65,000 ON NINE BOOB JOBS:
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Now I'd like to take a moment to recognize our Heroes of the Day:
50-year-old Chantal Marshall of England, and her four daughters,
18-year-old Ripley, 22-year-old Tara, 25-year-old Terri and 28-year-old Ema.
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Here are the MOCK Match.com video profile's of
JON & KATE GOSSELIN . . . (--of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight")
A ROBBER ATTACKED THIS 72-YEAR-OLD RETIRED
BOXER WITH A KNIFE . . . AND GOT A BEAT-DOWN:
Don't F*ck with old dudes or you will look like this dirtbag!
AN AVERAGE RESIDENT OF MONTANA DRINKS 43.9
GALLONS OF BEER EVERY YEAR (WHICH IS MOST IN THE U.S.):
Click on image to see larger map and detailed states
A KID PUTS A BOTTLE ROCKET IN HIS BUTT AND LIGHTS FUSE?
(Kids don't try this at home!)
Fireworks - Watch more Funny Videos
NEW "KILLSWITCH ENGAGE"
Killswitch Engage is the fifth studio album by the metalcore
band Killswitch Engage. It inclueds 11 songs. Click on cover to listen!
CLOCK OF BUGS
Here is a clock that runs on "Alternative energy source"...
Dead Bugs? Yep, It works and has a cool design!
(Read description below on how it works)
The clock has a strip of flypaper stretched across a roller
system, which traps bugs . . . and drops them into a mini
vat of bacteria. And the energy generated from the
chemical reaction . . . is what powers the LCD clock.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
This wannabe ninja hides in the rafters of a garage and
scares the hell out of his brother.
Ninja Scare Prank In Garage - Watch more Funny Videos
BRITTANY SPEARS
She is now engaged... Gotta say she looks like sh*t?
Brittany, go back to the bald look... that was dope!
UGLIEST DOG
Check out the World's ugliest dog... Miss Ellie
The dog is blind, has no hair and is pretty creppy!
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Billie Mays
Here is video of Billie Mays, 12 hours before he passed away.
FARRAH FACCET
The hottest chick in the 70's has passed away
Here are some pics when she ruled the world!
Here is Farrah Faccet with Joe Namath... Get creamed???
JACKSON 5
Micheal Jackson has too passed away -- I'll remember
him when he was a happy little young dude!
Old School style... Kids, Eat your Alpha-Bits!
KNOCKOUT!
Here is the mugshot of Polo Marino... the dude who punched giant
D-bag Perez Hilton! He is also the manager of the Black Eyed Peas.
JENNIFER LOPEZ NIP-SLIP
Check out J-Lo in her car after dinner! Very nice, very nice!
CARMEN ELECTRA
What do you think... Is she still hot with the half-shave look?
WOULD YOU EAT IT?
Popcornsicle - A porcorn ball put on a stick and frozen in liquid nitrogen
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Sixfinger - The greatest toy ever - 60's style - Bring it back!
BEASTIE BOYS ALBUM
Check out the new Beastie Boys cover art for their upcoming release
Hot Sauce Committe, Part 1 -- Out Sept.15th -- Dope!
BURGER KING SLUT!
The new Burger King Ad promotes oral mouthfulls?
Ladies try the New BK Super Seven Incher! Watch out for the mayo!
COOL WEBSITE
See how your face would look if you were a different race!
Click on the link below to see how you'd look if you were a Afro-Caribean?
Link: http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Transformer/index.html
PIC OF THE DAY
Jewell has posted this pic on her twitter page? I'd motorboat that!
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Baseball Hall-of-Famer George Brett talks about taking a Sh*t in his pants!
Bacardi's "Get An Ugly Girlfriend" ad campaign
VIDEO OF THE DAY
A guy who calls himself "Bangtown" won the '09 Air Sex Championships
Here's his winning routine. Can you say douchebag?
AUDIO OF THE DAY
Some psyco brutally murdured his entire family,
because he thought his wife was a demon?
Here is the audio... Warning (this is f*cked up)
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